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This one lives in The GLP-1 Kitchen, but let's be real, sis: nobody is counting macros on Thanksgiving, and neither am I. This is my undefeated, fall-off-the-bone turkey. Seasoned butter, an oven bag, and a little patience. No measuring cups needed; season it the way you love it.
Serves the whole family | About 4 hours at 350°F
Okay, let's talk turkey. Thanksgiving is the one day I don't tiptoe around the kitchen, and this bird is the reason. It's seasoned butter, an oven bag, and patience. That's it. No brining bucket taking over your fridge, no basting every 20 minutes, no stress.
The oven bag is the secret. It traps the steam and the butter inside, so the turkey cooks in its own juices and comes out tender, juicy and fall-off-the-bone. If you've ever carved a dry turkey and passed the gravy boat like an apology, this one is for you.

I don't measure, and honestly, I don't think you should either. Whip your seasonings into soft butter, taste the vibe, and season it the way your family likes it. More garlic? Go. Extra paprika for color? Go. Your kitchen, your rules.



The part that matters: put on your gloves and get that butter everywhere. On top of the skin, under the skin, inside the bird. Every nook and cranny. That's where the flavor lives.



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No measurements here. I season by feel, so use as much of each as you like.
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